Ladies and gentlemen of the internet.....
First things first.
I don't like computers. Ever since I saw Terminator 2, I've been scared to death of trusting these things. If i want information, I get it the old fashioned way - by asking a hobo.
Now since I am contractually obligated to blog on this site, that means I have to do two things: one, I must look up what blog means. Two, I must write about
















